Hey, kids! It's our hero back for more free publicity! You asked...now see what all the super-villians are talk'n about. It's a bear...it's a chub...No! It's Captain Fattastic and his amazing P.A.
He'll nock your socks off with his galactic shaft of justice! (Offer void where prohibitted by law. All models are 18 and over. See dealer for details.)